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Description: The Mince Pie-per at the Gates of Dawn

Description: We'd like to wear this to town but we can't risk it.

Description: Be@tle on the Brat

Description: You think you've lost your love?

Description: ou’re asking if I’m happy? I’ve got 87 million in the bank, I’ve got a Rolls Royce, I’ve got 3 stalkers, I’m about to go on the board at Manchester City, I’m part of the greatest band in the world. Am I happy with that? No, I’m not! I want more!

Description: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat Man, Liam inherits the earth.

Description: All around the world...

Description: Liam and Noel finally sitting down for a nice bit of pasta.

Description: I'm the England Man

Description: Some things are made for fishing.

Description: And God Created Brigette

Description: You see that t-shirt with a logo from a nineties TV show on it? That's like your most smart outfit. That's your bestest ever clothes.

Description: Why float your wagon when you can die of dysentery?

Description: ...and Logan likes Facebook.

Description: Nobody puts Santa Baby's Christmas sweater in a corner. Hey, spaghetti arms, give your hungry eyes a treat.

Description: Ooh, friend. Well, friend, here it is. A pop-art inspired piece perfect for briefcase and bus wanker alike, bumders. Just don’t tell the Northwood boys.

Description: Stanley Kubrick’s credit at the end of Eyes Wide Shut. If you men only *knew*.

Description: A venti cup of presidential gibberish.

Description: Let's not all fall out this Christmas...

Description: With a tiny mouth comes very, very sharp teeth.

Description: Relax. It's just iffy kerning.

Description: Who ya gonna call?

Description: Did someone say ‘bandwagon’? Why, a shirt like this could make the Pistols look like droopy-eyed, armless children.

Description: Though if they do show ‘The Passion of St. Tibulus’ it'll be at one in the morning. They came from Gdansk to see that fillum.

Description: If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Description: It'sa me.

Description: I know that was then but it could be again.